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Dienstag, 4. Januar 2011

What is your focus?


Have always time for a smile!
 
The days around the turn of the year are often packed full of wishes and dreams, with the formulation of goals and visions, often drawn to the smallest detail. For many of us it is definitely quite round in my head. I sometimes find myself here that remain out of sheer plan and objectives, formulating the fun and ease rather on the track. A Chinese proverb says: "Life is either mastered smiling - or not." How true is it!


 

Therefore I decided in 2011 to the following motto: Have always time for a smile!

  

- More smiles instead of brooding 
- More pleasure instead of waiver
- More rest instead of restless
- More ease severity rather than
 

I sincerely hope that many join this motto, and that we can jointly take more life, more laughter and more ease in the world!

© mustangonny

Mittwoch, 1. September 2010

Whatever You Give to Life....

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back!

Oh yes, how true ... 













I am thinking for a special and funny book, my special booktip for you, written by David Safier:

A funny german book tells the story from a successfully talk show lady:

Here ist the story...

Kim Lange, Germany's most important political talk show host, is to be awarded the German Television Award. After painful buttocks breakdown event between Wickert and Verona, the final crash will be swift. That of all the basin of a falling Russian space station cuts one of our most brilliant minds show is part of the humor of this novel program. But then: "The day I died, has not really enjoyed." Thank God! We breathe. The witty and sharp-tongued Kim lives on among us. And this may well be taken literally!

Gleaming light, life in the fast reverse, tunnel vision. As before. But then it gets difficult Kafkaesque. Six of leg? Round head? Extremely long antennae? Kim Lange hardly recognize again. She shrunk from the attractive lady to ordinary ant! Blame it on the evil karma. The great Buddha ants occurs in explanation and consoles do: Real bad guys, of the type of Hitler and Co., would have no intestinal bacteria reborn as penance. No real consolation for a reincarnated fresh. And off you go to forced labor in an ant hill, which reminds us of the fatal interior of the mother ship from 'Independence Day...


So, what can we do?
Remember the saying on the picture. Do not hate anybody....

Have a great day!
Constanze

Sonntag, 29. August 2010








The end of a funny networ
k:

Is there a life after SUPERFAN? That is the question a lot of members ask themselves...

Their daily routine will change totally, all the time they have invested in superfan.

I wrote them: Check it out!



What a shock!!!






.... real life is coming back again.....













But this blog will be a pleasure for some gys!! ;)

Kindest regards and have a good life!

Constanze

Donnerstag, 20. Mai 2010

The funny thing with spoken words :)





When words mean the same, but sounds a little bit different





..when people talk together, but pass each other ...





typical baby talk ....






..when it is forbitten to talk...


This funny pics are created by my friend Alfred Schüssler
http://www.schuessler-illustration.de/



Thank god, that we have coaches for speaking :)
Here you will find yours!


Yep, that's it
mustangconny